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• Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
  I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....
• The reason they call it work is because sometimes you have to do stuff that you just don't want to do.
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter then the other.
  Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, when the dolphins just played all day....
• Just because he's dead doesn't mean he's not trying to out-think me.
• After the party was over, he just sort of lay there, grazing on the carpet.
• Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
• The reason the government thinks you're just a number is because it's just a machine.
• He's not dead, Jim! He's just metabolically challenged.