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Just For A Change, I Woke My DOG From A Sound Sleep To Go For A Walk.
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Just for a change, I woke my DOG from a sound sleep to go for a walk.
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You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. -- Anthony Clark...
And miles to go before I sleep.