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• Instant Human: Just add diet coke . . .
• Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is for diet Coke.
  -- Malcolm DacDougall...
• A cold Diet Coke and another Camel.
• At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
  -- Thomas Tusser (c. 1515-1580) -- The Farmer's Daily Die...
• COKE IS IT!
• Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
• If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been necessary to invent it. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
  7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke)....
• I love children! They taste just like chicken!