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• Just for the taste of it, Diet Coke. -- C. Thoma
• A cold Diet Coke and another Camel.
• Instant Human: Just add diet coke . . .
• Through the gradual introduction of bird seed into your die
  you will start to whistle a good deal more, and as well, an additional side benefit, you will now be able to overcome the fear of flying that you previously had....
• Oral sex is a question about taste.
• COKE IS IT!
• Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
• If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been necessary to invent it. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the benefit of his country.
  -- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639...