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• Instant Human: Just add diet coke . . .
• Just for the taste of it, Diet Coke. -- C. Thoma
• Another case of Cherry Coke down the programming hatch!
• COKE IS IT!
• Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
• If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been necessary to invent it. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is for diet Coke.
  -- Malcolm DacDougall...
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
  7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke)....
• unleaded: adj. Said of decaffeinated coffee, Diet Coke, and other imitation {programming fluid}s.
  Do you want regular or unleaded?" Appears to be widespread among programmers associated with the oil industry in Texas (and probably elsewhere)....