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• Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
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  Nine: four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark....
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• Sex is just a sublimation of the math urge.
• Freefall Sex: Bungee jumping is just foreplay!