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• Just Say No to Sex with Pro-Lifers.
• How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six: two to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• Truth is just another misconception.
• How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine: four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark....
• The sleep of a labouring man is sweet. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes v, 12
• Pro basketball players are so tall that some few of them don't have to stand on their tiptoes to see over their wallets.
• PRO: No more car insurance, and car to take care of.
  CON: No more running over innocent pedestrians. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Pro Choice!
• Err is basically a synonym for Murphy, but those who quote him over the better known prophet insist he is as real as Murphy.
  The basis for their argument: 1) his spirit, like Murphy's, is everywhere and 2) Err is human....