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Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!
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Just when I figure out the meaning of life, there's a new upgrade.
How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....
Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage....
Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
[walks away] Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked....
Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?
Sophisticated - So complicated you have to read the manual for a few days straight before you can do anything with it.
Most people don't read the manual, however. User-friendly - So simple-minded that after an hour you've got it all figured out....
Explain is the simplest way in which you can serve eggs.
This is no yoke. Doesn't it just crack you up? (Got these all out of my system at once!)...