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Explain Is The Simplest Way In Which You Can Serve Eggs.
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Explain is the simplest way in which you can serve eggs. This is no yoke.
Doesn't it just crack you up? (Got these all out of my system at once!)
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(Old worms never die, they just worm their way into larger cans)....
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If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you go off and program an imbedded system.
The salient characteristic of an imbedded system is that it cannot be allowed to get into a state from which only direct intervention will suffice to remove it....
Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
Old worms never die, they just worm their way into larger cans....
Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.