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• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
• Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
  [switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
  Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
  Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
  Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
• Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
  -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...