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• Pink Panther "Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?
  -- Chief Inspector Clouseau, in reference to a priceless white\ Steinway piano....
• A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
• Elleuw, Eenspector, ahem, CHIEF Eenspector Clewseau ees not een the rheum to answer the pheuwne at the meument, so stop acteeng lahk a minkey, you FUEWL, and leave a mesSAGE.
  .. (Oriental voice:) Excuse me, Inspectah Clouseau, I just leceived special derively for you, here sir....
• It [aviation] is a tool specially shaped for Western hand
  a scientific art which others only copy in a mediocre fashion, another barrier between the teeming millions of Asia and the Grecian inheritance of Europe, one of those priceless possessions which permit the White race to live at all in a pressing sea of Yellow, Black, and Brown....
• Not now, Kato.
• What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry!
• This is your brain. ( x ) this is your brain without reference material( )
• Brain decay isn't yours only problem.
• What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.