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• Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?
  -- Chief Inspector Clouseau, in reference to a priceless white Steinway piano....
• A harp is a nude piano.
• Pink Panther "Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?
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• I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
• Liberace was great on a piano, but sucked on an organ.
• Piano Players do it with Correct Fingering
• Piano players have faster finge
• Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments.
• PIANO TUNERS do it twice a year.