KENNEL
A place where sleeping dogs lie, shelter from rain, and chew on
dubious bones dug up from other people's garden. Toxic Custard
advice of the week is: Never steal anything from a Rottweiler's
kennel. While you may not get caught, you are more likely to leave
fingers than fingerprints behind. And for the gentlemen, this has a
Bollocks Loss Likelihood rating of 93%.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
AND NOW A REPORT ON THE SNAIL TOLL
The snail toll this year has risen to 382,272 more than 20,000 higher
than this time last year. Experts from the RSPCA accident research unit
and "Gardening Australia" say that if little more rain is present for the
rest of the year, the year's toll may be no higher than last year's
total....
