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• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on "The Waltons"....
• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on The Waltons....
• Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
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• Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mea
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...