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Kids Toot Or Poot. Men Fart. Women Pass Wind. And Ladies Never, EVER Have Gas.
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Kids toot or poot. Men fart. Women pass
wind. And Ladies never, EVER have gas.
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Homeless men-Bums! Homeless women-Bag *ladies*
An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon!
PNG: Pass Noxious Ga
Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke...
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothe
men who like women never notice what they wear....
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever,-- One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act ii, Sc. 3...