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• Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than me
  although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths....
• The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another.
  The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month. -- Henry van Dyke...
• There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament. -- Henry van Dyke
• And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
  Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...
• Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind. -- Kay Ingram
• Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them by a few gracious words. -- Balzac
• Men were born to lie, and women to believe them.
• Women were born to lie, and men to believe them.