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• VAPULATION A flogging. Still used by judges to avoid public outcry when they sentence prisoners to "three months jail and ten vapulations.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TUSSOCK Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• GRASSY KNOLL It's so lucky that someone happened to be filming when JFK got shot.
  Ever since then, they've made sure that there is a camera trained on the President 24 hours a day....
• FIRE Red and/or yellow hot thing. Don't touch. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• NEWT One of those really small beasties that annoys little kids because they're too small to step on.
  I dunno though - if you were flying along and got caught in the downward air-draught of a descending foot, it'd do serious damage, wouldn't it?...
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - Find the receipt. Okay, so you only bought your product X yesterday, the shop you bought it from probably only sells an X once in a blue moon and the shopkeeper in question has known you personally for a period of decades....
• TUESDAY'S WEATHER - FOR HELL Hell will be hot during tonight, boiling over to boiling early Tuesday morning.
  Towards the middle of the day it will be sweltering, with a heat-wave later in the day....
• SAND Small grains of rock, which turn up everywhere for weeks after you've been to the beach.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• mall round thing (mechanical term) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA