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• mall round thing (mechanical term) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• MARINA One of those places where lots of people in boats sail around
  and little kids hang their fishing rods over the edge in the belief that they're going to catch a whopper which will feed their family that night....
• GOLDFISH Small orange coloured fish designed to fit easily into cat's claws.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TELEVISION Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room, but still manages to dominate your life.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• SCEPTIC TANK A new type of plumbing device. Once you flush, it looks at the situation and says "gee, I dunno guv, I'm not sure I can get that big turd down the S bend.
  Just that little too big, know what I mean? Looks very dodgy to me....
• KOALA Small furry Australian marsupial. Don't believe what you see on the telly, these are vicious little bastards.
  They'll quite happily claw you to death then piss all over you if you don't give them a Eucalyptus leaf to eat....
• TARTAN Checked pattern that is far too loud, but permitted to be so because it's Scottish tradition.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• VIRTUAL REALITY Another one of those concepts that no-one over 45 really understands.
  See also: Information superhighway, Interactive TV....