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Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray. -- "Bumper Snicke
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
-- "Bumper Snickers"
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Pass with care, driver chewing tobacco. -- "Bumper Snicke
Leave me alone, I'm having a crisis. -- "Bumper Snicke
Lemmings don't grow older, they just die. -- "Bumper Snicke
The San Diego Freeway...Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics! -- "Bumper Snicke
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.
Slave boy, down on your knees, kissing and licking ____at_the_heel_of_your_mistress!
__1-800-EAT-SPAM____...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...