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• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
• Sideshow Bob: [menacingly] Bart, if I wanted to kill you, I'd have choked you like a chicken the moment I walked in that door.
  Family: Gasp! Sideshow Bob: [cheerily] But then, what kind of guest would I have been?...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
  That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
  You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....