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America, the land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
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Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity and may Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
-- Homer in "Crepes of Wrath", from The Simpso...
America, the land of distant relatives. -- Sherry
This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
America! the land of the Chrysler 440 cubic inch engine!
Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship any way they want....
Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats...
America! half-brother of the world! With something good and bad of every land.
-- Philip James Bailey (1816-1902) -- Festus, Scene, The Surface...
We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988...
The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America, live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food....