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• Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
  Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship any way they want....
• Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
  .. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Ah, the life of a frog; that's the life for me. -- Bart in "Crepes of Wrath", from The Simpso
• None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work.
  .. -- Homer, upon Adil's request to see SNPP, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
  Now, how's <that> for freedom of choice!...
• Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
  -- Homer bids farewell to an Albanian spy, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
• America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.
  -- John O'Hara...