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Kristin: "Do You Have Any Clothes Around Here I Could Borrow?
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Kristin: "Do you have any clothes around here I could borrow? At least until I
figure out where the swimming pool is?"
-- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
Related:
Beverly: "At least I have an idea of what I'm doing here.
Kristin: "But, what about me? I mean I'm a patient in a bathing suit....
Kristin: "What do you think?" Beverly: "Well, it looks like you tucked when you should've flattened out.
Kristin: "Something like that." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
Beverly: "If I remember correctly, the last time you graced my Sickbay, you were diving off the Cliffs of Heaven on Sumico IV, Holodeck Program Forty-Seven C.
Kristin: "Same thing, only that time I flattened out when I should've tucked....
Worf: "Bridge to all personnel, select a representative from your group to contact the Bridge and report on your status.
Remain where you are, and stay calm. Bridge out....
Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
Riker: "I don't know who any of you are." Picard: "Neither do I.
I don't...I don't even remember who I am." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
Q: "You have a moon in a deteriorating orbit. I've known moons throughout the universe.
Big ones, small ones, I'm an expert. I could help you with this one, if you'll let me out of here....