Kryten: Camille looks like your sister-in-law? What happened? Was she
involved in some kind of horrific car accident?
Rimmer: Who? Janine? No, of course not -- she was a model!
Kryten: And she looked like Camille?
Rimmer: Absolutely! The resemblance is uncanny!
Kryten: What did she model? Spark plugs?
-- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'