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Kryten: That Is The Inquisitor. He Prunes Away The Wastrels, Expunges The Wretched, And Deletes The Worthless.
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Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges
the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble.
-- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
Related:
Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're judge shall be .
.. yourself. Rimmer: Oh SMEG. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
-- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....