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• Once upon a time there was a kingdom ruled by a great bear.
  The peasants were not very rich, and one of the few ways to become at all wealthy was to become a Royal Knight....
• Bart: Your micro-jerks attacked me! Lisa: Well, you practically destroyed their whole world.
  Bart: You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down, and then flush...
• The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
• Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. -- Darrell Royal
• Wide flush the fields; the softening air is balm; Echo the mountains round
  he forest smiles; And every sense and every heart is joy. -- Thomso...
• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  -- Jerry Seinfeld...
• Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
  Lisa: And vice-versa. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
• BAFL: Branch And FLush
• Let's flush this toilet. -- Noah