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Bart: Inside Every Hardened Criminal Beats The Heart Of A Ten-year-old Boy.
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Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old
boy.
Lisa: And vice-versa.
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Related:
Bart: Let's go again, let's go again! Lisa: No! -- "The Brother From Another Serie
Bob: I hope they still make that shampoo I like. -- That evil criminal genius!
The Brother From Another Serie...
Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing? Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite.
-- Or icepicks, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
Cecil: Maris? -- Metahumor, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
Lisa: Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen. Ba
I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues....
You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.