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• The ultimate profit-making juke-box: It plays Kylie Minogue songs until you put money in it...
• MADNESS A condition that can drive people to buy albums by a Minogue in the mistaken belief that they contain any display of talent.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• KANGAROO Large marsupial that spends its time bouncing around the outback, leaping over wombats and echidnas, and being hunted by Aborigines with boomerangs.
  Does anyone actually believe this Aussie cliche stuff? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• NIGHT That time of day when it isn't. Night is generally recognised by an overall lack of light, and the sudden manifestation of strange noises which feed paranoia.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
  The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....