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LARKS' VOMIT! It don't say nothing on the box about larks' vomit!
Yes it does, on the bottom, right after monosodium glutamate.
-- Monty Python--Trade Descriptions Act
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It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!
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SMILEY :-(*) sick of netnews articles, about to vomi
ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies? ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade.
I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber....
Bee vomit is sweet.
Never vomit on a door mat.
How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
The Japanese have created a word to mean vomit: Bushusuru.
Yes, we're all different! I'm not. Shh! -- Monty Pytho