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• If we had God booked and O.J. was available, we'd move God. -- Larry King
• And God said: "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored.
• If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows. -- Yiddish saying
• If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows." -- Yiddish saying
• God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God invented Mexico.
  -- Larry Storch...
• Morris had been down on his luck for months, and, though not a devoutly religious man, had begun to visit the local synagogue to ask God's help.
  One week, out of desperation, he prayed, "God, I've been a good and decent man all my life....
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....