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Last Year Many Lives Were Caused In Automobile Accidents.
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Last year many lives were caused in automobile accidents.
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70% of all people on the road are caused by accidents.
Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month.
And our output level is just as high as during Simpson's last vacation....
The following appeared in a health newsletter. "A ten-year nationwide study of the effectiveness of wearing a helmet while bicycling indicates that ten years ago
approximately 35 percent of all bicyclists reported wearing helmets, whereas today that number is nearly 80 percent....
The following appeared in a newspaper published in the state of Celera.
"Speed limits on our state's highways should be eliminated in order to increase our state's prosperity....
There there, Homer. You'll find a job. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you've always bounced back.
-- Marge, "Homer's Odyssey...
Come and receive baptism and absolution from civilized sins.
You were but sprinkled last year. Come and be immersed! -- John Mui...
The following appeared in a memo from a vice president of Alta Manufacturing.
"During the past year, Alta Manufacturing had thirty percent more on-the-job accidents than nearby Panoply Industries, where the work shifts are one hour shorter than ours....