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Drive Carefully. 90% Of The People In The World Are Caused By Accidents.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
Related:
Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink....
70% of all people on the road are caused by accidents.
Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be staggering illegally.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
Last year many lives were caused in automobile accidents.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
There there, Homer. You'll find a job. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you've always bounced back.
-- Marge, "Homer's Odyssey...
Drive carefully - we can wait!" -- Sign in the Funeral Parlo