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  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
  I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant....
• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more!
  And if you give it to 'em, you'll get back plenty in return....
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...