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• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• What do they call you? ...Kate. Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
  ...It's short..for..erm...'Bob'. -- Edmund and Kate : Bell...
• Woman: Oh, Monty, this must be the son I've heard so much about.
  Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante....
• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
• If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, "A girl!
  ? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!" and point to another father....
• If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
  Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life....
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• You courtiers...you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
  ..Better lapdogs to a slip of a girl than a ..._git_. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...