Let Me See If I've Got This Santa Business Straight.

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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a
beard which hides his face, has no discernible source of income, and flies
to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy
isn't laundering illegal drug money?
-- Tom Armstrong ("Marvin")

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