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• Sen. Danforth: "There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?
  Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me....
• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
  DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....
• A book is the work of a mind, doing its work in the way that a mind deems best.
  That's dangerous. Is the work of some mere individual mind likely to serve the aims of collectively accepted compromises, which are known in the schools as 'standards'?...
• I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
  it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....
• Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench...
• He should be most proud that the PMRC wants to put their obscene lyrics sticker on his `Jazz From Hell' -- which is an instrumental album.
  -- Tony Shepp...