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• If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
  -- Grampa rushes back to the rest home, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
  "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly....
• Let me go home and start over....
• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
  -- Einstei...
• I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Esche
• QOTD: "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back all of my stuff.