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If I'm Not Back At The Home By Nine They Declare Me Legally Dead And Collect My Insurance!
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If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and
collect my insurance!
-- Grampa rushes back to the rest home,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Related:
Let's go! If I'm not back at The Home by nine, they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
-- The Simpso...
Now, before we sit down to our delicious turkey puree, I have some, uh, happy news.
The following people have relatives who wished they could be here today....
Aardvarking my baby back home.
Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home....
Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
[Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...