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• LIBRARIANS do it in the stacks.
• Librarians do it on the shelfs.
• LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
• Librarians do it silently.
• Cops do it by the book.
• Professors do it by the book.
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
  -- Warren Buffet, Washington Po...
• Do to others as I would they should do to me.
  -- Plato (428-348 BCE) "The Republic" Book XI, 913...