AARDVARK
Like An Anteater, But Harder To Spell, The Aardvark Hangs Around
South American Locations Getting To Know The Local Ant Population,
And Attempting Genocide On Them.
AARDVARK
Like an anteater, but harder to spell, the aardvark hangs around
South American locations getting to know the local ant population,
and attempting genocide on them. Well recognised for its long
snout, with which it sucks up said unfortunate ants, the aardvark
is best known for that bit in Tintin where it cleans up Captain
Haddock's face. The Aardvark was originally named by Spanish
Explorer Aaron Varkinos in 1533. [See also: Ant]
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
