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• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Can you imagine a roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth? It's like a martini without the egg
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• May you be French-kissed by a leprous aardvark.
• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory interludicules?
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• AARDVARK Like an anteater, but harder to spell, the aardvark hangs around South American locations getting to know the local ant population, and attempting genocide on them.
  Well recognised for its long snout, with which it sucks up said unfortunate ants, the aardvark is best known for that bit in Tintin where it cleans up Captain Haddock's face....