ANT
A small insect, about as big as an ant. Ants are known to inhabit
anywhere there's food left lying around, especially foods
containing sugar or other sweet substances. Consequently, ants
suffer large amounts of tooth decay, since none of the major
toothbrush manufacturers have seen fit to produce a toothbrush a
suitable size for ants. Ants and grasshoppers have a life-long feud
happening, after some fable encouraging long-term investment in the
money market got written by a well known ant author. The easiest
way to kill an ant is to step on it. [See also: Ant, Recursion,
Dentistry, Grasshopper]
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
