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• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to stop and reconsider.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Life would be infinitely happier if could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)