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• Linus: Hi! I thought it was you. I've been watching you from way off.
  .. You're looking great! Snoopy: That's nice to know....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Marge: Homer, a man who called himself You-Know-Who just invited you to a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what.
  You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter....
• Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
  Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
  Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you look above the television for a title bar to find out the name of the program you are watching.