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• Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. We have a Binks, a complete smeg-pot.
  Brains: in the anal region. Chin: absent, presumed missing....
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
  (sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Lister and Cat rapping] We didn't come here looking for trouble We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle He's smart.
  .. -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
  'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....