Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. We have a Binks, a complete smeg-pot.
Brains: in the anal region. Chin: absent, presumed missing.
Genetalia: small and offensive. Of no value or interest.
Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humor. The human
has knowledge of irony, satire, and immitation. With patient
tuition could maybe master simple tasks.
Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble.
Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With carefull pummeling
could possible be sucking somebodies lunch through a straw.
Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. The human is under the delusion that he
is somehow able to bestow physical violence on a hologram.
