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• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
• Convict: No weapons? Lister: No weapons. [they advance on the gangway] Convic
  (pulling out a knife) I lied. Lister: So did I. (Smiles as he whips out a steel pipe) Convic...
• The drummer is level when he drools out both sides of his mouth.
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo." -Professo
• Lister and Cat rapping] We didn't come here looking for trouble We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle He's smart.
  .. -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have a holo-whip in the munitions cabinet.
  And I think, once his derierre is minced like burger meat, he's going to be history in two seconds flat....
• My crazy friend has a large vocabulary...he got married.
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....