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• You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Cat: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging
  Every time you make a move, he makes one too (winks to Holly)....
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle!
  Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database!...
• Holly (quoting Capt. H.): There's a saying amongst the office
  If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer!...
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• Holly: It's better to have loved and to have lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
  Cat: Why's that? Holly: Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John....
• Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
  She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....