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• Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to forget $
  26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?...
• Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham.
  And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?...
• It is indeed a great idea to work your way through college with a job, and it is even better if the job is still there when you graduate.
• Education is what you get when your father sends you to college.
  The education process is not complete until you send your son there....
• Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
  What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
• Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
  Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man!...
• There are still quite a few of us who remember when you could get a fairly good high school education without completing college.
• The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
  -- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?...
• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...