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Look At It This Way: Your Daughter Just Named The Fresh Turkey You Brought Home "Cuddles", So You're Going Out To Buy A Canned Ham.
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Look at it this way:
Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham.
And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
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26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?...
Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
-- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
You have a wonderful way of going out of your way to be wonderful.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...